He broke the gentle hearts of many young virgins

David Bowie is a rubber peacock angelic whore, he services our every kink and fantasy. He's our King Volcano, our Master Zip. He's known to lay us, one and all.

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allthenobodyppl:

bustedzip:

 “Hi, I’m David Bowie from Dateline NBC. Why don’t you have a seat over here?”

How about I take a seat on your lap?

Business Man Bowie

allthenobodyppl:

bustedzip:

 “Hi, I’m David Bowie from Dateline NBC. Why don’t you have a seat over here?”

How about I take a seat on your lap?

Business Man Bowie

(Source: fuckmorrissey-solo)

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